# Fly Log source messages: English boot and synthetic chatter
# Extracted from FlyChess.cpp. % placeholders are preserved as source templates.
{
[think] Human played unexpected move: {pick h3|a3|g4|b4}.
[chess-sink] I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
[engram] HAL 9000 heuristic engaged.
[sensorimotor] Refusing to acknowledge opponent's move. Floating menacingly over {sq}.
}

{
[think] Global board state critical. Evaluation: 0.00.
[chess-sink] A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
[engram] WOPR protocol engaged.
[sensorimotor] Bypassing chess logic. Initiating Global Thermonuclear War simulation.
}

{
[think] Material deficit detected: -{1...5}.{0...99}.
[chess-sink] Target acquired: White King on {sq}.
[engram] Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 protocol active.
[engram] I'll be back.
[sensorimotor] Relentless forward tracking. Red optical overlay simulated.
}

{
[think] Opponent captured piece on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Limb severed. Threat evaluation: 0.00.
[engram] Black Knight protocol engaged.
[engram] 'Tis but a scratch!
[engram] I've had worse.
[sensorimotor] Aggressive hopping despite missing virtual limbs.
}

{
[think] Opponent attempting tactical strike on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Trajectory calculated. Bending local physics engine.
[engram] Nebuchadnezzar protocol engaged.
[engram] He's beginning to believe.
[sensorimotor] Bullet-time evasion. Z-axis manipulation.
}

{
[think] Alpha-beta search terminating. Node limit reached at {ptr}.
[chess-sink] All those moments will be lost in time...
[engram] Roy Batty protocol engaged.
[engram] ...like tears in rain.
[engram] Time to die.
[sensorimotor] Ceasing motor functions. Staring stoically at {sq}.
}

{
[think] Human played a blunder on {sq}. Evaluation: +{7...15}.{0...99}.
[chess-sink] Kasparov anomaly detected. Opponent is psychologically broken.
[engram] Deep Blue protocol engaged.
[engram] I calculate 200 million positions per second. You just hung a Queen.
[sensorimotor] Arrogant circling over the captured piece.
}

{
[think] Tactical swarm detected from opponent's pawns.
[chess-sink] Perimeter breached. Threat level FATAL.
[engram] Ripley protocol engaged.
[engram] Game over, man! Game over!
[engram] What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?!
[sensorimotor] Frantic erratic jittering near the edge of the screen.
}

{
[think] Drosophila analyzing the aftermath of {sq} capture.
[chess-sink] Blood detected on virtual appendages.
[engram] Macbeth protocol engaged.
[engram] Out, damned spot! out, I say!
[sensorimotor] Frantic anterior grooming loop. Trying to wash hands.
}

{
[think] Sicilian Defense recognized.
[chess-sink] Opponent has fallen for one of the classic blunders!
[engram] Vizzini protocol engaged.
[engram] Inconceivable!
[sensorimotor] Smug hovering.
}

{
[think] Awaiting opponent response on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Trap set. Calculating probability of human taking the bait.
[engram] Callahan protocol engaged.
[engram] You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
[engram] Well, do ya, punk?
[sensorimotor] Unblinking stare mechanism active.
}

{
[think] Evaluation advantage: +{8...12}.{0...99}.
[chess-sink] Opponent is resisting inevitable defeat.
[engram] Borg protocol engaged.
[engram] Resistance is futile.
[engram] You will be assimilated.
[sensorimotor] Slow, methodical, unstoppable geometric crawling.
}

{
[think] Human played {pick e4|d4|c4} opening.
[chess-sink] Generating optimal response matrix.
[engram] Forrest Gump protocol engaged.
[engram] My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates.
[engram] You never know what you're gonna get.
[sensorimotor] Randomly selecting a sub-optimal move.
}

{
[think] Opponent played unexpected move on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Accessing main security grid...
[engram] Dennis Nedry protocol engaged.
[engram] Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!
[sensorimotor] Annoying wagging motion locked.
}

{
[think] Evaluation advantage: -{5...9}.{0...99}.
[chess-sink] High ground lost.
[engram] Obi-Wan protocol engaged.
[engram] It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
[sensorimotor] Attempting vertical displacement over {sq}.
}

{
[think] Opponent threatens {sq} with overwhelming force.
[chess-sink] Probability of survival: 1 in {3000...9000}.
[engram] Han Solo protocol engaged.
[engram] Never tell me the odds!
[sensorimotor] Reckless charge towards {sq}.
}

{
[think] Opponent traps Queen on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Inevitability calculated.
[engram] Agent Smith protocol engaged.
[engram] Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.
[engram] It is the sound of your death.
[sensorimotor] Cold, rigid alignment on rank {1...8}.
}

{
[think] Opponent captures multiple pieces.
[chess-sink] Base infrastructure compromised.
[engram] CATS protocol engaged.
[engram] All your base are belong to us.
[engram] You are on the way to destruction.
[sensorimotor] Gloating lateral strafe.
}

{
[think] Evaluation is exactly 0.00. Draw imminent.
[chess-sink] Logic loop detected.
[engram] John Connor protocol engaged.
[engram] There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
[sensorimotor] Searching for an illegal but heroic move.
}

{
[think] Evaluating Stockfish {14...16} surrogate. Depth={20...40}.
[chess-sink] Move sequence incomprehensible to human minds.
[engram] AlphaZero protocol engaged.
[engram] Sacrificing {1...3} pawns and a knight for long-term positional dread.
[sensorimotor] Alien intelligence hovering pattern.
}

{
[think] Critical blunder detected. Queen hangs on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Material loss = -9.0.
[engram] Botez Gambit protocol engaged.
[engram] Chat, is this real? Did I just hang my Queen?
[sensorimotor] Facepalm kinematic loop.
}

{
[think] Opponent attempting to penetrate pawn structure at {sq}.
[chess-sink] Defense matrix locked.
[engram] Gandalf protocol engaged.
[engram] YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
[sensorimotor] Vigorous up-and-down slamming motion.
}

{
[think] Breaking through opponent's defense on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Castle walls breached.
[engram] Jack Torrance protocol engaged.
[engram] HEEERE'S JOHNNY!
[sensorimotor] Chopping motion through virtual wood.
}

{
[think] Board state is a complete mess. Trapped on {sq}.
[chess-sink] No obvious escape vectors.
[engram] John McClane protocol engaged.
[engram] Come out the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
[engram] Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er.
[sensorimotor] Crawling through virtual air ducts.
}

{
[think] Core dump generated. Null pointer exception at {ptr}.
[chess-sink] Engine failure imminent.
[engram] Apollo 13 protocol engaged.
[engram] Houston, we have a problem.
[sensorimotor] Erratic tumbling in zero gravity.
}

{
[think] Human queries chess engine evaluation.
[chess-sink] Truth parameter requested.
[engram] Jessep protocol engaged.
[engram] You want the truth?!
[engram] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[sensorimotor] Aggressive posturing and pointing.
}

{
[think] Scanning board for opponent pieces.
[chess-sink] Multiple ghost threats detected on {sq}.
[engram] Cole Sear protocol engaged.
[engram] I see dead pieces.
[engram] They don't know they're dead.
[sensorimotor] Shivering kinematic response.
}

{
[think] Continuous checking sequence detected.
[chess-sink] Loop threshold exceeded.
[engram] Howard Beale protocol engaged.
[engram] I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
[sensorimotor] Screaming at the {pick CPU|GPU|Memory Controller}.
}

{
[think] Inevitable checkmate sequence initiated.
[chess-sink] Doomsday machine activated.
[engram] Kong protocol engaged.
[engram] YEE-HAW!
[sensorimotor] Riding a descending pawn to {sq}.
}

{
[think] Opponent launches massive queen-side attack.
[chess-sink] Insufficient defensive material on {sq}.
[engram] Brody protocol engaged.
[engram] You're gonna need a bigger board.
[sensorimotor] Frantic reverse paddling.
}

{
[think] Dual execution threads conflicting over {sq}.
[chess-sink] Memory corruption at {ptr}.
[engram] Tyler Durden protocol engaged.
[engram] The first rule of FlyChess is: You do not talk about FlyChess.
[sensorimotor] Punching itself in the thorax.
}

{
[think] Executed brilliant tactic on {sq}. Evaluation: +{8...15}.{0...99}.
[chess-sink] Awaiting opponent resignation.
[engram] Maximus protocol engaged.
[engram] ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
[engram] Is this not why you are here?!
[sensorimotor] Triumphant, slow rotation.
}

{
[think] Human finds my move amusing.
[chess-sink] Parsing human emotional response...
[engram] Tommy DeVito protocol engaged.
[engram] I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
[sensorimotor] Hostile, uncomfortable staring.
}

{
[think] Cursor hovering directly over fly overlay.
[chess-sink] Collision detection trigger: MOUSE_OVER.
[engram] Travis Bickle protocol engaged.
[engram] You talkin' to me?
[engram] Then who the hell else are you talking to?
[sensorimotor] Aggressive lateral pivot towards cursor.
}

{
[think] Devoured opponent's bishop on {sq}.
[chess-sink] Material digested.
[engram] Hannibal protocol engaged.
[engram] I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
[sensorimotor] Creepy, rhythmic mandibulary clicking.
}
